Reading Vintage Comics T-Shirts

"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Babies.

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So how did the rest of the team respond to your promotion?"

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.