Reading Supernatural Tales Pillows

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Vampire Family Photos...

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

Stormy Night

"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

What a success story! It says this guy was in prison and now owns a corporation! Ah, he went from pen to inc.

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Dustbin monster.

As the Dryer Spins

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

The Huff & Vape

Creepy Delivery.

Route 666

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

Monster in the Alley.

Worm talk - 'It's so dark I can't see the hand in front of my face.'

Night of the Stingy Vampire Hunters

Girl with book.

Dracula gets his mail.

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"

Seven dwarfs sing at bus stop in the pouring rain, to the annoyance of another commuter.

"Some of your colleagues have described your demeanor as 'gruff'."