Reading Medical Guides Pillows

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Manual Worker

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"Booby Traps!"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'It says: 'No refills until your primary care physician is released from jail'...'

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

'According to the travel guide this is supposed to be where an attractive Greek maiden sits selling flowers.'

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."

"It says here that if your gas barbecue hasn't been used all winter, you should check it over thoroughly before lighting it for the first time!"

'We'll just mill around till he's asleep, and then send him back up. This operation is actually for a placebo effect.'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

Blind eskimo being guided by a seal.

A dog unable to open a can of dog food, holding a user's manual.

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'