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'My opponent called me a 'terrible liar.''

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Fear of news.

"I've seen a tulip before."

Newspaper suicide.

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

Big Newspaper Delivery

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Government and Opposition

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Scientist seen on loch.

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''