Reading About True Crime Mugs

The Cutlery Store: This store will be closed Monday in honor of Jack the Ripper's birthday.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Crime in bookshop

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Madoff and devil.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Dog detectives

"Say, Chief, any progress on the pencil case?"

The Meeting

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Optician and the PI.

"Make it look like an accident"

Arrest of La Tuta

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"