Listening To True Crime Mugs

"That's him..all right, only taller, younger, and thinner!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Crime in bookshop

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Arrest of La Tuta

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"