Reading About Personalities T-Shirts

"You have multiple personalities. You would not be lonely if you got to know them."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

The Incredible Shrinking Room

'It's my husband, Doctor. He makes me sick!'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Must you always be so negative?

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Personality Test - No Result

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"It's a good sign that they asked for Milton Friedman's biography."

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

I see from your C.V. that you are a Scorpio and your favourite colour is red.

"I'm not sure this will work - I'm a morning person and you're a night person."

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

'Unfortunately, that's not John, but his second self.'

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."