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'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Gary turns 40.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Mind control

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!