Re-opening Enthusiasts Gifts

"OK...I'm opening this box...and now I'm closing it! Let's celebrate as I re-open this thing!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

The Reaper's Arms

A skier and a paraglider

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Bull charging a fisherman

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Earth Reset Button.

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Bike Rides

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Turns out it was all water weight."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Boxing Snowmen.

Off Leash Dog Park

Climbing with a mountain goat.