Re-opening Enthusiasts Mugs

"OK...I'm opening this box...and now I'm closing it! Let's celebrate as I re-open this thing!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

The Reaper's Arms

Bull charging a fisherman

A skier and a paraglider

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Earth Reset Button.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Off Leash Dog Park

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

Boxing Snowmen.

Bike Rides

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'