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Rattle Snake Bad Ideas

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Devi's brew?"

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

The Raven in Flight

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Snake Charmer