Reptile Fanatic Mugs

"WOW! He's a dinosaurs dinosaur."

"I said I'll be glad when we get to the zoo."

Herpetologist

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Turtle Trailer Court

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Crocodile

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Danth battle?

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Snake Eyes

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."