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Falling ratings at CBS.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Business News.

Rodin's Irish Judge

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

Four Star Meal

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

"By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capital, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more!"

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Not a happy camper.

Sir, bad news. I don't like getting bad news. A new radio program called Ask Sadie is getting huge ratings. Do I own it? That's the bad news. I see. Time to buy Ask Sadie. Queue sinister music. Can you guess?

"Yes... It's true... My press briefings rate better than 'The Bold and the Beautiful'...Next!"

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'

Humans are not logical. A "five-start" rating is very unimpressive when you consider how many billion of us there are out there.

"I think it's our gas bill."

Love in the Age of Coronavirus

"It never fails! I turn my back for a few days, and we're OVERRUN with pesky little competitors sprouting up in our own back yard!"

Restricted Dream

"Relax. I'm checking for a wire."

Oh yeah? Well the crime show that got me arrested got higher ratings than the show that got you arrested!