Ratings Rumbler Prints

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Business News.

Rodin's Irish Judge

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

Four Star Meal

"By the time we'd lobbied the government, got planning permission, raised capital, put the job out to tender and built it we didn't need it any more!"

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'The NHS is completely 'patient focussed'...and we have the paperwork to prove it.'

"I think it's our gas bill."

"It never fails! I turn my back for a few days, and we're OVERRUN with pesky little competitors sprouting up in our own back yard!"

Restricted Dream

"Relax. I'm checking for a wire."

Oh yeah? Well the crime show that got me arrested got higher ratings than the show that got you arrested!