Rating Buff Mugs

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

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Some scents are nonsense.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Succession 2

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Presenter Auditions.

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Gerald Ratner's return

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

SupermarketAwful Market.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Try thinking like a different brand."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'The buildings are merging.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."