Rate Chaser Gifts

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

Mortgage Hopping.

Cimafunk

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Unusual Offers

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Corporate Success

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Euro Bait

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Get a life

Seasonal shopping.

Chasing the dollar

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."