Rastafarian Spirit Gifts

Haile Selassie

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Prosecco Peacock

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Cow and Milk

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Reindeer

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Dog on a harp

Sabrage!

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

Dancers in Nutcracker Ballet

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"We've made a few changes."

Christmas Craftwork

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Room for bigger presents."

You're my Christmas No 1.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Before we begin our Thanksgiving feast, let us join hands and beg for it."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"