Rash Researcher T-Shirts

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

vaccine wars.

"Our war is against cancer."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Disease Management

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Fighting the Pandemic

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Corona Funeral

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

COVID 19

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Coronavirus

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."