Rash Researcher T-Shirts

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

vaccine wars.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Disease Management

Fighting the Pandemic

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Corona Funeral

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

COVID 19

Coronavirus

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'