Rare Tome Hunters Gifts

Rare Books

Drool Marks

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Small child checks out a book.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"Darn paparazzi."

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

Common Dodo!

Purple Squirrel

Reference Section: Who's Who, Who's Kaput.

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'This looks like a good spot.'

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

Hard to Reach Books.

'We don't have any of those. They are rare.'

'How dare you! I'm outrageously rich!'

"This book you've brought back is very rare, and has been missing for over 200 years!... Unfortunately, there's a £750,000 fine to pay."

"My sister inherited the grand piano, my brother got the grandfather clock and I inherited her rare collection of ebooks."

"And we're back with our world-renowned expert on pajamas!"

Mr. Brass at the keyhole

'I'm looking for a mid-19th century stamp from Tibet.'

A metal detector deafening its operator.