Collector Of Unusual Titles Gifts

"And we're back with our world-renowned expert on pajamas!"

Clown on bike.

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Hay Rides $10

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Med School Mascots.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Monkey Business

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

House sale.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87