Collector Of Unusual Titles Gifts

"And we're back with our world-renowned expert on pajamas!"

Clown on bike.

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Hay Rides $10

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Fossil record player.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Newest items from the cooler image

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"