Rare Delicacy Seeker Gifts

Chef trying to tempt birds into his frying pan

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Pie Filling Reader

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

You are here.

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Ah-chmoo!

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Please wait to be vetted

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

Oyster Bar.

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'

Sex Shop

Chef's first kiss

"She'll have the salmon, and you'll have the chopped salad with so many substitutions it's now chicken piccata."

Trick-or-Treater cuts Halloween bags to steal candy

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

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