Rare Plant Seeker Gifts

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Cactus Man.

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

'Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

'Are you sure this blooms every hundred years? Well if it doesn't, bring it back.'

Slam!

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"I'm sorry, but your bonsai triffid will have to go."

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

The Rare Moss Police Make Another Bust.

Chef trying to tempt birds into his frying pan

'I'm looking for a mid-19th century stamp from Tibet.'

"Salad again! How about some beef for a change?"