Rare Plant Hunter Gifts

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

Drool Marks

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Watering Flowers

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'