Rapunzel Aficionado Pillows

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Bond James, Bond."

"Just be yourself."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Omara Portuondo

Champagne

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Cut!

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Back to school.

A little bird told me...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Brad Pitt

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Ladies by the seaside

"Have you seen my dad?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

Jack in the Box

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'