Rapunzel Aficionado Gifts

"Bond James, Bond."

"Just be yourself."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Omara Portuondo

Champagne

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

A little bird told me...

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Ladies by the seaside

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Jack in the Box

Milkin' Impossible