Rappelling Pillows

'Drop the rock!'

RA-PUNZEL-ING: Verb: Descend a high tower by using a damsel's golden hair fixed at a higher point.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

If you're happy and you know it...

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Rap-scallions

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Clive Anderson

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Beware of Dawg.

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Ve

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"