Rant Reliever Prints

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

The Daily Fury

List making as therapy.

Moanathon.

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Uprooted

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'Me' Weekly

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

"Why can't you just post a rant on social media like everyone else?"

Online Agitation

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

Football fan buries television.

Room 4 Rant

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Digital Communication.

"Still won't start?"

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

'The FCC says we have to document our claims, so here's what I want you to do...'

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

Rant schedule.