Rant Reliever Mugs

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

The Daily Fury

List making as therapy.

Moanathon.

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Uprooted

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'Me' Weekly

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Room 4 Rant

Football fan buries television.

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Online Agitation

Digital Communication.

"Still won't start?"

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

'The FCC says we have to document our claims, so here's what I want you to do...'

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "