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"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

First love.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Elusive Shadow.

King Madras

"Woah - random!"

A tessellation of running figures.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

Lover

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Moby the Private Dick.

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Clowns of the Baskervilles

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

A Ghost

"At random IS the plan..."

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"And as we say in the old country, Signora, 'incoronare il Re'."