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"God, you're so random."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

"Woah - random!"

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

"At random IS the plan..."

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Isn't it sweet how your boxer and my German shepherd are having so much fun together?"

'Your marriage proposal couldn't have been any more romantic. Can we finish our first date before I give you my answer?'

'Quiet! There's another one coming! Here, put this on your head and play possum.'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

STRIP Hambone: Random Number Generator

WOW! That was random!

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

Trader captured by own toys

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

"Sometimes I just really need to draw a chicken."

"That's been done before."

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."

The cruel hand of fate...

The house apropos-of-nothing committee

'Psst! You wanna buy some pockets?'

Three men randomly choosing lottery numbers