Randomness Admirer Mugs

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

First love.

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Elusive Shadow.

King Madras

A tessellation of running figures.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"Woah - random!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

'About this experiment for generating random numbers - each time you do it, it comes out different.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Lover

Moby the Private Dick.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

A Ghost

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

"At random IS the plan..."

'Sorry we're late, we had a bit of trouble finding you.'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

A surprise visit

"And as we say in the old country, Signora, 'incoronare il Re'."