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Fact-finding Tour Inside Joe's Head

Before the Internet

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Stealing thoughts.

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

The Month of July

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

Google Magazine

Backdoor

"Sorry, but statistics don't lie: hippopotamus are more dangerous to humans than lions..."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

Airbus

Train Of Thought

A frog catches an insect truck.

Cut A Rug

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"It says here the word 'brandy' comes from a Dutch word meaning burnt wine. At last, something appropriate to serve at one of your barbeques!"

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'