Ranch Hand Prints

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

Seconds--9 1/2 Gallon Hats 60% off.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

el doctor

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

A broken down cattle truck with cows smoking and drinking coffee while driver works on truck.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Cow in love'

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motorherd

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"They’re real."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."