Ranch Hand Mugs

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

Seconds--9 1/2 Gallon Hats 60% off.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

el doctor

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

A broken down cattle truck with cows smoking and drinking coffee while driver works on truck.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'Steak Ted?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They're comfortable."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Motorherd

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."