Ramsay Ranter T-Shirts

Ramsay's kitchen nightmare.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

TV-Man

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Moustached gentleman

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Star Wars Audience

"I'm having a pajama day."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Blockbuster Billion Club

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Cinemuck

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Geeks and their dogs.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Please, Lord, enough already."

"I understand completely. I like good movies, and you like bad movies."

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)