Raising Capital Mugs

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Well, we got the grant."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Kick me

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

Frank and Ernest Venture Capital. We need seed money.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."