Raise Request Queen Pillows

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

The Three Wise Queens

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"Is this about your raise?"

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

The Royal Wii

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

Cleopatra

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

'Now, don't panic, but just as a precaution, I think you should put the country in your wife's name.'