Rainforest Savior T-Shirts

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Insect extinction

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Jungle

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Fight against theft of endangered species

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Healing the Earth

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest...

Elephant and flowers on a set of scales.

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

IUCN Pronouns

How to save the Planet...

Save forest

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."