Raincoat Collectors Mugs

'Why doesn't good weather ever end with good weather?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Islington Angels.

Baby blanket.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

'It's goose down!'

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

A Businessman in a camo suit

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

Coats.

When I got My New Coat

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'