Raincoat Collectors Mugs

'Why doesn't good weather ever end with good weather?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Islington Angels.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Baby blanket.

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Who knew we even had a month?"

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

'It's goose down!'

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

"No, O'Toole. Our use of the rainbow has nothing to do with our sexual orientation."

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

A Businessman in a camo suit

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Coats.

When I got My New Coat

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

The North Face. The South Face.