Railway Stations Mugs

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Carefree luggage.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Well did he?"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The Little Engine That Wouldn't

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Set.

HS2

Run from the hills!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Trainset

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"