Railway Reform Enthusiast T-Shirts

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"It's time to get politics out of money."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Healthcare declaration

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

HS2

Dark money donor

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Sushi Train Spotters

Minimum wage.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

L.A. Transfer

Switchback Playground.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...