Railway Reform Enthusiast Pillows

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Healthcare declaration

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Minimum wage.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

Dark money donor

HS2

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

HS2 time bomb...

A train's dining car is a diner.

Switchback Playground.