Railway Hobbyists Prints

'Oh, that type of model.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The Train to Nowhere

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Switchback Playground.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

L.A. Transfer

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

HS2 time bomb...

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'