Railway Enthusiasm Prints

Solar Storm Expected!

"Uh oh, lights are going on everywhere. I guess its still too loud."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

HS2 time bomb...

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

A train's dining car is a diner.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

L.A. Transfer

The Train to Nowhere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."