Railroading Enthusiast T-Shirts

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

Run from the hills!

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

The Train to Nowhere

HS2 time bomb...

Switchback Playground.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

L.A. Transfer

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station