Railroading Enthusiast Pillows

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Run from the hills!

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.

A train's dining car is a diner.

HS2 time bomb...

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."