Railroad Riders Pillows

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Hell's Schlegel

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

The Galloping Horse

The little infrastructure that couldn't

No, I don't remember Adlestrop, 'cos we shot through at 200mph on HS2.

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

End Of The Line

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

Bloody HS2

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'