Railroad Riders Prints

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Coupler Counselling

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Hell's Schlegel

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

The Galloping Horse

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Train Arrivals

End Of The Line

No, I don't remember Adlestrop, 'cos we shot through at 200mph on HS2.