Raiding Prints

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

A vampire in a canoe.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

A day at the races

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Motorherd

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"The new house is almost ready!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Wrong leadership.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.