Braiding Prints

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Love at First Sight

Hair Crop Circle

Joined at the hipster.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Be creative...!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I noticed a few browns."

Adult Barbershop

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Beard fails

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Bald Man Overcomb

Deer Barber

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Clock Tower Shadow